Couchella is a celebration of Coachella Music Festival’s surprising graciousness in livestreaming the entire festival live, in HD, for free on Youtube.

Given its immediate proximity to my birthday, we have decided this magnanimous act should form the basis of my dirty thirty.

This is a festival, dress like it. Be comfy, be hot

Zero bucks, cost of entry is nought but your lovely self.

This and other important details will be sent to you by way of email to whichever address you signed up with.

It’s at my house though so real ones already kinda kno tho.

I cannot, but I’ve got ambition and I’m turning thirty.

Cat. See below.